Prayer Request...

Nino "yelled in my ear" yesterday again (something I have had to report him for, before), and I went into his office and asked him not to do it again. It was stressful, but Robby - and "big boss" - was right there when I went into Nino's office! And Robby had tinnitus (ringing in the ears) just like I do - so he completely understands my situation! Nevertheless, when I got home last night: I had a BATH! And I would like to share a song I wrote on the topic: "Bathtime Religion" (to the tune of "Old Time Religion").


Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
It's good enough for me!




1. "Bath-time Religion"? What's the deal? /
Thought I'd heard of everything! But - come! "Get real!" /
I, indeed, with that last part; /
Fully agree and take to heart! /


2. "Getting real" is "where it's at!" /
And it's time that "real" we "gat"! /
So lend me "a little rope..." /
...and "please pass the 'jolly' soap!" /


3. In the bathtub, we belong! /
For we have been going wrong! /
And astray to our own hurt! /
And accumulated "dirt"! /


4. Now we are like "little kids"! /
Who, when "Momma", bathe, to, bids... /
Run away and, this, avoid; /
so that "Mamma" gets annoyed! /


5. "Kids - grow up!" exhorted Paul! /
Something that, should do, we all... /
"And go on, perfection, to!" /
What he said, again, was true! /


6. Makes us squeaky clean - the water! /
"It's lukewarm?" Then "make it hotter!" /
Just lay back, and let it clean - /
and, some relaxation, glean! /


7. How's this for a great decision: /
take time from your television, /
And give it to "Mr. Tub"! /
Join the "bathing, bath time club!" /


8. Learn to love "the bath time scene" - /
It results in "coming clean"! /
Though, at this thought, some get queasy, /
As said Jesus, is it easy! /


9. Just let other hassles go! /
And resolve to, Jesus, know! /
Never mind that "ye" may get... /
"More than just a little... wet!" /


10. Oh - the freedom of a bath! /
Of the "strait and narrow path!" /
"Lose it all!" and "Jump right in!" /
"Squeaky clean", will, come, your sin! /...


Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
Give me that "Bath-time Religion"...
It's good enough for me!




Daniel